That FastPass thing....

Okay, I'm going to break from politics and give out some tips for Disney trekkers and dispel some myths about their FastPass system. Before going we had heard all sorts of things, from "they don't have Fastpass anymore" to "you can Fastpass everything", and the truth is pretty much somewhere in between. 1. Can I Fastpass everything? No. Some rides do not offer a Fastpass option because they are broken, because they are so popular that the Fastpasses were booked before you tried, or just because that's the way Disney rolls. You will be given a list of rides from which to pick from, and sometimes they are further divided by the park, so that you pick 2 rides from one category and one from another. Some rides you don't want to Fastpass anyway because they are low in popularity or because the Fastpass you are offered doesn't fit with your schedule. Many Fastpass times for rides high in popularity we were given were near closing time, so we opted to just wait in line in stand by rather than have to wait all day to ride the ride. If you are wanting to ride the Seven Dwarves' mine cart on Fastpass, good luck with that. It is the most popular attraction in the park system right now and the Fastpasses fill up, so don't bank on it and rather you should plan to wait for an hour in standby for that one. 2. After I use my first 3 fastpasses, can I load 3 more? No. You get 3 initial fastpasses, and after you've burned them, you can only add them one at a time. You probably wouldn't want it that way anyway, since they all have to be synchronized in time, and you'd be running around like a headless chicken dealing with so many fastpass times. It is best to use the fastpass for those rides that you really want to do as a family, and we found that they worked best on medium popularity rides like Splash Mountain, because the standby lines really got crowded because those are rides that people want to ride, but don't want to burn a fastpass for. 3. If I miss my fastpass time, I can just go to the attraction at any time after my slot, right? No. People were saying that in the park, but it is not true. They give you a window of opportunity, and if you go before or after the slot you will be denied entrance. Nancy missed her slot for Tower of Terror by only a few minutes and only got in because she had a birthday button and the fastpass attendant was being nice. Of course you can always do standby entrance, and we did that for several fastpasses that we missed. 4. Do I need to use the kiosks or can I just use the app on the phone? Probably the kiosks. Nancy has an iPhone 4 and I have a Casio g'Zone running an old Android system, and neither would work the app, so unless you have the latest cell phone technology, you will have to use the kiosks to modify your fastpasses. That's sometimes a good thing, because Disney has special fastpass attendants who know how to manipulate the system better than you do, so it's best to use a kiosk, tell them what you are trying to do, and let them help you rather than spending time trying to make the system do something that it might not do. 5. Does the Fastpass system actually work? Yes. The last time we went to Disney under their old system, we were waiting forever to ride rides and only got to ride a few, and that was in October. Though there are naysayers, our experience is that the fastpass system makes the lines move quicker for everybody, even if you are doing standby. Even in standby for the mine cart ride, people were only waiting about an hour and a half. So everyone benefits from this system, where in the past only a select few did. So all in all, Disney's Fastpass system is a great way to get more rides in, you just have to realize that it does not give you the ability to do whatever you want, whenever you want.